richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters)

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly)

"I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget."


Samuel Beckett; “Waiting for Godot” (via ohfairies)

(Source: sturmdrang)

armadillo:

*googles how to become famous without any talent*

mediocr:

If you hate puppies you are a serial killer